ultraviiolett:

i most definitely got stung by a bee today. the bee chose my chest.

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liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

'cause the players gonna play play play play play

alligators alligate gate gate gate gate

elevators elevate vate vate vate vate

shake it off

I honestly thought the lyrics were
And the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake
Instead of the fakers
Oops
Bakers ARE better than fakers though…

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how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

oeshka:

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valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

Screaming silently in adoration

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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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i sleep on my stomach on account of my delicate wings.

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reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

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Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.

Stephen Fry (via feellng)
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mydrunkkitchen:

A Quickie w/ Felicia Day! Woot! 

Also, new merch now avail!! http://districtlines.com/harto

Also, **hugs**

xo
HH

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janesfoster:

so in one of my classes today this guy comments on my thor shirt and he’s just got this whole dumb “fake geek girl” attitude towards me, but as the conversation continued it was beautiful to watch the light drain from his face when he started to realize I knew a hell of a lot more about superheros and marvel than he could ever hope to.  

YES YOU GO GIRL

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